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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:52

No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The solar system as we know it may change forever - Notebookcheck
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones