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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Kate Beckinsale Sues Over Knee Injury on Croatian Set of ‘Canary Black’ - Variety

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Brad Pitt Wears a Cobalt Blue Velvet Blazer and Barrel Jeans with Ines de Ramon - instyle.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Orioles Reinstate Colton Cowser From 60-Day IL, Designate Cooper Hummel For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

If you used Pocket to save links, these alternatives will serve you well - Android Police

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

3 Observations: Running Against the Wind; Isaiah Rodgers Nabs Interception - Minnesota Vikings

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The solar system as we know it may change forever - Notebookcheck

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Michaels completes acquisition of Joann’s intellectual property and fan-favorite labels - Boston.com

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones